Adventure Time - Ice King Wizard

Jules A.

i can sit and lay down but i dont really want to shake hands


getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

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when attractive people have low standards


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I’m an adult


raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl

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how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

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You are not weak just because your heart feels so heavy.
Andrea Gibson"The Nutritionist" (via psych-facts)

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