Adventure Time - Ice King Wizard
Wizard
  • You: you smell nice.
  • Me: thanks it's the weed.
untrustyou:

Agnes Thor
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via lienglieng)

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via dulect)

creakz:

~
sensics:

Glow blog ☽

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via they-dont-know-us-anyway)

m-arkiplier:

Instead of insane, say unreal.

Instead of crazy, say unbelievable.

Instead of calling someone a psycho, call them an asshole.

Instead of stupid, say awful.

Instead of dumb, say bad.

Taking ableist language out of your vocabulary is simple and will help widen your vocabulary.

(via deerhoof)

addelburgh:

farewell

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via funfricker)